Muggle's one of them British words

Whenever I watch a British comedy, I have to put on subtitles. Otherwise I'll only catch half of a joke, at best, and I'll hear the laughtrack, so I know it's supposed to be funny, but I just can't fucking understand British people. Does this happen to anybody else? It's like Eddie always says: People say that America and England are two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean... and they're right.

-Granny Lola

By the way, L12, I'm getting paid to blog right now! You should come work for my dad, we had a party yesterday, during which I stayed on the clock.

And SC, would you want to lend your car to the worthwhile charity of me moving my boxes from the mailroom to my dorm? I’m almost certain I have a single, which is awesome. You can hide out there if your room gets too claustrophobically cheerful.