Workin' on a chain-gang, and then fuckin' with the chains
This morning I accidentally implied to a coworker that my dad and I have rough, kinky sex.
Which is true, technically, but I didn't want my colleagues to know! They're my colleagues! I have colleagues, I get along with them, and I don't want to fuck that up! I also don't want to spell colleagues wrong, but I think I may have! Oops!
-G
Which is true, technically, but I didn't want my colleagues to know! They're my colleagues! I have colleagues, I get along with them, and I don't want to fuck that up! I also don't want to spell colleagues wrong, but I think I may have! Oops!
-G
posted by G, S.C. @ 10:53 AM
6 Comments:
At Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:27:00 PM,
SC said…
You spelled it right, I checked. BTW darling- pregnancy tests take time to work- you have to wait like three weeks or sometimes more to get accurate results. And if you're pregnant- don't worry- I may be, too! We can have an abortion party.
At Thursday, July 14, 2005 1:44:00 PM,
Granny said…
Yeah, I found that out after I took it. An abortion party sounds fun-we could follow it up with our long-delayed suicide party.
At Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:43:00 PM,
Ripsy said…
Wow, I've always wanted my friends to have illegit children early in life.
At Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:59:00 PM,
The Snakehead said…
I hope you're joking. Tell me you're joking. Oh my God, I can see you and your dad getting it on. Oh my God. I need to bleach my brain and the shoot myself.
At Friday, July 15, 2005 1:08:00 PM,
Granny said…
I'm not joking. I've always told people that I was a virgin, but the truth is that my dad and I... Ok I was going to describe things in detail, but that's just too gross.
At Sunday, July 17, 2005 9:27:00 PM,
anycollegestudent said…
Gross? more like... arousing.
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