Put paper to pen and spell out Eliza

I was looking through our mail yesterday when I came across... stuff.

As in Stuff Magazine. I don't have any brothers, for whom that sort of thing would be expected, although it would be weird to have it delivered where anyone could see it, but the point is that it's just me, my mom, and my dad. I know I sure as hell didn't order it, so I figured it was my dad, although that creeped the shit out of me.

Then I looked at the address label. It was addressed to my mom.

What the FUCK is my mom doing subscribing to Stuff Magazine? Please tell me. Thank you.

-G