Now That's What I Call Classy!

My mom's been an old-photo kick lately, scanning old pictures of our family into her computer. Since I don't anything to write about, I'm going to use images as a crutch. I now present the first part of what might be an ongoing series if it turns out that last weekend used up all of the excitement for the summer. Try and guess the theme of these-don't worry dumbfucks, it won't be hard to figure out. Just look at the title of this post. Idiot!

First up is Blondzilla:



This was taken on my fourth birthday, after we all enjoyed some cake and right before I went on a rampage and smashed everything in the classroom to the ground.

Here are a couple from a pleasant day out:



Drinking beer out of a paper cup bigger than my head, and shoving my finger in my mouth. I rule. (And yes, that's beer. I was a young drunk.)

Eating with the wrong side of the fork:



Yes, my shirt says "College Smart" while I look like I'm retarded. Oh sorry, that was insensitive. I meant "mentally" retarded.

Um...


My defense: I was, uh, holding toxic stickers that infected my bloodstream and then fucked with the nerves that control my facial mo... Ok, fine, I'm a dumbass. Geez, I couldn't even scan the picture in straight.

The burp heard round the world:



At least I assume I was burping. I told you I was an early drunk. You don't want to know what was in that glass-it sure as hell wasn't some pussy-ass beer, I'll tell you that much.

And finally, one of my favorite pictures of my sister:



Hilarious.

-G