Hold on to your hats, ladies and germs

Yesterday was an amazing day. After I tell you about it, even SC will bow before my wild, take-no-prisoners approach to life. I'm considering not even saying anything about it because it might scar your fragile psyche, but hey, fuck you.

First I went to work-now don't get too excited yet, there's more! And don't lie, I know you just got sexually aroused-I can spot that boner from 35,000 miles away.

Then... I studied. Oooh, Mr. Little Giant likey, I see.

And then I took a midterm. Whoo, that thing's gonna poke someone's eye out.

And FINALLY... I had more class.

I know, I know. How do I do it? To make things even CRAZIER, I'm about to venture somewhere that none of y'all have gone before-

my gym. Boo-yah!

-G

By the way, SC, I might be able to visit, a few days before school. Break away from your Felon penis and be online tonight around... 11? I'd call but talking sucks.