Yes, Virginia, there is homosexuality!

I was trying to remember the name of the little girl who wrote a newspaper asking if there was a Santa Claus, the response to which became famous even though it's such a homogay answer. ("Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!" Um, well, yes.) The way the question itself is written is pretty laughable to begin with. (Read both if you want a good chuckle.) The famous line is: Yes, [girl's name], there is a Santa Claus.

I thought, is it Veronica? So I googled that quote with Veronica as the girl's name, and I came to this part of a story:

Jack heaved a big sigh of relief and lay back down. "Yes, Veronica, there is a Santa Claus!"

"It's 'Virginia', Jack. 'Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus'."

"Whatever."

I read a little further out of curiosity, and guess what kind of story it is? A short story about friends just hanging out? A sweet tale about the joys of Christmas where by the end, everybody has learned to buy the world a Coke?

Get a clue, chicken testicles. It's gay porn.

What's more, it's gay STARGATE FAN FLICK porn.

Maybe I'm just unfamiliar with the genre, but it seems a little bit strange to me that gay fan flick porn came up as one of the eight or so results for that search. And that the gay porn then informed that no, dumbass, it's Virginia, not Veronica. Now that's porn I can get behind.*

-G

*GET IT?!