The Staple Gun 2½: The Smell of Idiocy
One of you will be pleased to know that I have bested myself in the dumb-staple-removing department. I had been stapling, unstapling, and scanning papers for about ten minutes, managing to not be a retard in that time, but we all knew it was coming.
I reached out for the staple-remover, absent-mindedly clawed at the paper with what I believed was the correct implement, and slowly realized that nothing was happening. I looked down and saw that instead of a small brown thing with teeth, I was holding in my hand...
a big-ass stapler.
Yeah, that's right: I tried to remove a staple with a stapler. Goddamn.
-G
I reached out for the staple-remover, absent-mindedly clawed at the paper with what I believed was the correct implement, and slowly realized that nothing was happening. I looked down and saw that instead of a small brown thing with teeth, I was holding in my hand...
a big-ass stapler.
Yeah, that's right: I tried to remove a staple with a stapler. Goddamn.
-G
posted by G, S.C. @ 11:35 AM
6 Comments:
At Thursday, June 30, 2005 2:34:00 PM,
Ripsy said…
Note to self: Do not read staple blogs at work. It will only lead to massive laughing fits and you will have to leave the room.
At Thursday, June 30, 2005 5:06:00 PM,
Granny said…
Glad to be of service.
At Friday, July 01, 2005 9:08:00 PM,
The Snakehead said…
That's not too bad.
At least you didn't.... Hmmm... Uhh... you know, use that thing to do what-ca-ma-call-it.
At Saturday, July 02, 2005 5:32:00 PM,
Granny said…
You mean kill a crackwhore? Because I did that too.
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