SC, clear a space on the floor for me.

So. My dad wasn't kidding about kicking me out for oversleeping. Today I didn't have to go into work so I woke up a little before noon, then ran errands for my mom. Because I wasn't up earlier, my dad lectured/threatened me for about half an hour on how if I oversleep (which now equals waking up after 9) one more time, I have to move out permanently.

Here's a list of other egregious activities for which my father may or may not have threatened to kick me out within the past week. Try and pick which happened and which didn't-it's fun!

1) Eating food outside of the kitchen.
2) Forgetting to take out the trash.
3) Wearing pajamas at any time other than bedtime.
4) Falling asleep with the lights on.
5) Falling asleep downstairs, on a couch.
6) Crashing my mom's car into the water heater, breaking it.
7) Bringing cigarettes into the house. (For this one, you should remind yourself that I'm 19.)

Go on, guess!

-G